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  英语幽默笑话：雇主和雇员

  　　Workman：“Mr．Brown，I should like to ask for a smallrise in my wages． I have just been married．” Employer：“Very sorry，my dear man， but I can't helpyou． For accidents which happen to our

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  英语幽默笑话：Now I have two skunks in there

  　　"We have a skunk in the basement," shrieked the caller to the police dispatcher. "How can we get it out?"　　"Take some bread crumbs," said the dispatcher, "and put down a trail from the basement

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  英语小笑话：为什么我的答案是错的（中英对照）

  英语小笑话：为什么我的答案是错的（中英对照）"You can't imagine how difficult it is for me to deal with my wife," the man complained to his friend.“你根本无

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  英语幽默笑话：谁的儿子最伟大

  　　The Astronaut Pen During the heat of the space race in the 1960s, the U.S. National Aeronautics and Space Administration decided it needed a ball point pen to write in the zero gravity confines of

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  英语幽默笑话：新老师

  　　George comes from school on the first of September."George, how did you like your new teacher?" asked his mother."I didn't like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and

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  英语幽默笑话：心不在焉的老师

  　　An Absent Minded ProfessorA notoriously absentminded professor was one day observed walking along the street with one foot continually in the gutter，the other on the pavement． A pupil meeting him sa

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  英语小笑话：赚了一块两毛五

  　　Little brother: I saw you kiss my elder sister, and if you don't give me a nickel I'll tell my father.　　弟弟：我看见你亲我姐姐了，如果你不给我五分钱，我就告诉我爸。　　Sister's boyfriend:

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  有关堵车的英文情景对话（英文口语练习）

  有关堵车的英文情景对话（英文口语练习）附中文对照版：Boss:Sean, you are late again! I can't believe it.Sean:I got stuck again on the highway.Boss:Why are you so un

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  英语小笑话：我认为我是一只鸡

  　　Psychiatrist: What's your problem?　　精神病医师：你哪里不舒服?　　Patient: I think I'm a chicken.　　病人：我认为我是一只鸡。　　Psychiatrist: How long has this been going on?　　精神病医师：这

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  英语幽默笑话：Does He Bite 它咬人吗

  　　Reggie: We have got a new dog. Would you like to come around and play with him?　　Ron: Well, I don't know---does he bite?　　Reggie: That's what I want to find out.里基：我们又得到了一条新

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  堵车英文怎么说（堵车英文常用句子）

  堵车英文怎么说（堵车英文常用句子）The car hasn't moved for nearly half an hour.车已经半个小时没动了。It's always the rush hour at this time of day.每天这时

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  英语幽默笑话：Birthday 生日

  　　Professor: When is your birthday?　　Kid: May 30.　　Professor: Which year?　　Kid: Every year.教授：你的生日是什么时候？　　孩子：5月30日。　　教授：哪一年？　　孩子：每年都是。

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